A lot of people suggested the following claims were untrue:
1. I have an iPod
2. I was going to listen to my iPod at work
3. I clear my driveway of snails
4. I talk to ants before spraying them
5. I use bug spray at all
6. I have a nail-chewing habit
7. My sentences tend to get pretty long (too long).
But all of those things are true. There were a few correct guesses of the real lie, which is:
And I’m not shy at all—no way!
I am in fact shy. I make a very good show of not being shy, and can get along just fine in crowds (even if I hate them a lot of the time; especially at festivals where people keep jostling you. Argh!!). But yeah, I am shy and I think I was born that way!
I do have an iPod, I do listen to it at work, I do clear snails off my driveway (I don't hurt them, in fact the purpose of clearing my drive is so I won't run over them), I talk to ants (and pretty much everything else in the world, including leaves and bits of paper), I do chew my nails (I tend to go through cycles where I leave them alone and they grow, then I will get stressed and get back into that bad habit), and...my sentences are often rather long (for e.g., the one currently drawing to a close).
So there you go! I think we all learned something valuable here, right?
I'm strange in a fair few ways. Hehe.